This movie opens with a teenager cruising around on a motorcycle throughout the opening credits. According to a street sign, he's right outside Los Angeles, California. He's wearing a leather jacket and the viewer can't help but to assume this teenager is probably looking for trouble.
As the biker rolls into town, the viewer is treated to a series of black & white Los Angeles street scenes from what must be the early 1960s. These historic scenes are interspersed with footage of the motorcycling teenager; who will, unfortunately, probably turn out to be our story's hero. The teenager decides to check out the scene. He parks his motorcycle somewhere and starts walking around town. Apparently he is not local to Los Angeles because he's carrying a suitcase and engaging in a great deal of rubbernecking. The teenager stops to check out the Capitol Records building and longingly adores it for awhile, then he strolls on down Hollywood Blvd., stopping for a moment to admire a neon Dean Martin sign outside "Dino's Lounge". At this point, he seems inspired and runs a comb through his hair. Despite his difficult adjustment period, this trip is turning out to be worth it after all. ![]()
Now it's time for refreshment. When they see our hero, the low-lifes are less than impressed: These clowns are obviously douchebags who have nothing better to do all day than run their mouths. Seated at the counter is a perky blond girl. Our hero sits down right next to her. The blond girl is talking to Marge the waitress about how she just got a role on the "Hell Kitten" TV program. In front of her is an untouched sandwich. She comments, "I just wanted to feed the butterflies. I'm not hungry". At first I thought this scene was supposed to show how nice the girl was. Now, during my reflections as I type this, I realize butterflies don't eat sandwiches and the butterflies she was talking about were in her stomach. She was talking about being nervous before her appearance on "Hell Kitten". This movie had no butterflies in it at all. Back to our hero: He is discouraged by the menu prices and orders a donut and coffee. Marge tells him he forgot the tax. Well, of course the blond girl gives our hero her sandwich since she wasn't hungry anyway. As she gets up, she trips over our hero's guitar; which he has left laying on its side, protruding out into the walkway. Well, nobody is impressed. The viewer is treated to a series of closeups of everybody in the diner (even young children, who apparently know all about geography) looking puzzled and inquiring, "Spearfish"? We find out Spearfish is in South Dakota, much to the amusement of the L.A. locals. Our hero decides to bring his guitar and the letter from Spearfish. As the couple is leaving, we finally learn their names. The next scene opens with Vicki Will dancing on the "Hell Kitten" television program. Backstage, another band is prepared to play, but the sax player isn't feeling well. Of course, Bud steps up. He walks right out on stage, forgetting his guitar due to nervousness. After retrieving his guitar from Vicki, he returns to the stage only to fall on his face after tripping over a power cord. Well, Bud isn't fazed at all. He's remarkably good natured. The sick saxaphone player's band is still standing around on stage and Bud walks right up to the show's host, who announces, "Well, I see you brought your own band. Let's fly"! And fly they do, performing sort of a half-assed rockabilly tune - The crowd rushes the stage! The Big Shot's phones are ringing off their cradles! The Big Shot announces, "There's our next hit"! The head bigshot who was watching the show just happens to be Mr. Mike McCauley, "the biggest agent in Hollywood" and he wants to talk to Bud! It's also suggested that Mr. McCauley cooks the books.
The viewer is treated to a scene in which an angry drunk named Don Proctor tries to get Mr. McCauley to show him the accounting books.
Apparently, Don proctor is a celebrity in his own right, because Bud is thrilled as hell when he sees him: "That's Don Proctor"! McCauley just gives Proctor the brush off though. McCauley insists that Bud call him "Mike" instead of "Mr. McCauley". He also informs Bud, Bud: "I'll try to pay you back". In addition to an apartment, Mike McCauley provides Bud with the services of a hardened thug named Steak. He says Steak can get Bud anything he wants. Steak is commonly depicted next to a bottle of liquor in this movie. When Bud announces his intentions to drop by the Coffee Cup Cafe so he can retrieve his suitcase and talk to Vicki, Mike McCauley suddenly goes apeshit: McCauley really makes Bud feel like an asshole for wanting to retrieve his suitcase. He even decides he doesn't want to manage him any more. Bud ultimately apologizes and agrees to only do what McCauley tells him to. McCauley sends Steak to pick up Bud's suitcase and tells Steak to, "lose that guitar. It's probably got termites". Back at the Coffee Cup Cafe, Vicki and Marge are wondering where the hell Bud's at. Now that all the characters have been introduced, the story can really get rolling. There's a short scene between Bud & Steak which takes place the next morning: Mike McCauley goes over the published reviews of Bud's performance on the "Hell Kitten" show: McCauley presents Bud with a brand new electric guitar and this moment is one of the highlights of Bud's young life.
Bud sings, "I'm getting to be a big boy now. I'm getting taller every day" and everybody loves it. While Mike McCauley is wheeling and dealing over the phone, Steak is standing by a light fixture. He keeps fooling around with the lamps, suggesting that he can't control his impulses as well as a regular civilized person can. Over at the Coffee Cup Cafe, Bud's latest single is playing on the jukebox and the card-playing low-lifes in plaid jackets are dancing around and generally enjoying themselves in their plaid jackets. Back at the office, Mike McCauley has gathered the president's of all Bud's local high school fan clubs. They're talking straight business and McCauley offers them a percentage if they can increase product sales.
McCauley asks what they could do to increase Bud's popularity nationwide. They discuss what kind of fad they should start and agree on feathers since bud's last name is Eagle. McCauley is cheap though and says they don't have to use actual eagle feathers. They could use chicken feathers instead. Next, Bud makes his big entrance. He's wearing a brand new pair of white slacks. McCauley is getting all worked up, "Payola! Buzzola! Just call it ola"! McCauley starts telling Bud all about how the music business works. The next scene suggests the passing of time and a big increase in revenue: While watching Bud perform on a television program, Vicki Will realizes Bud's latest song is about her! Since she lives in Hollywood, she just gets up and runs to the studio on foot. When she finds Bud, she gives him a huge kiss. ![]() Steak is appalled. They compare notes and realize that Steak was lying about her not waiting for Bud to return to the cafe on the first night they met. Then they decide to go skating. It turns out, Vicki's father owns a skating rink. Bud assures her he's a very good skater, but this turns out to not be the case. Bud can scarcely stay on his feet when wearing ice skates. He tells Vicki he thought she meant it was a roller skating rink, because he's a hell of a roller skater. Vicki takes this moment to show off a little bit. She is practically an olympic level ice skater. After her ice skating show, Vicki winks at Bud. Bud staggers around, then they start making out. Back at the office, McCauley and Steak are discussing Bud's upcoming national tour and his reunion with Vicki. While Bud is practicing the guitar in his apartment with the lights off, washed-up Don Proctor wanders in, making a comment about McCauley being too cheap to buy lightbulbs. He goes ahead and takes a seat at Bud's bar. Proctor is an alright guy. He starts telling Bud all about Mccauley's shady ways and the shady nature of the music business itself. Bud knows all about Proctor's musical career, he even has some of his records at home. Proctor: "Every cent you bring in goes out in expenses". Luckily, this awkward moment doesn't last long because Steak shows up with Daisy! Daisy is extremely direct. She is practically giving Bud a lap dance and she can really shake it! She has jewels on her nylons! Things quickly go from bad to worse as Vicki barges into the apartment and finds Bud on the couch with Daisy, who is practically blowing him. Well, shit. The party's over and everyone scatters. Vicki leaves in tears. Bud is wandering around outside. Well, that plan is so crazy, it actually works. In the next scene, they're back in the low-life's clubhouse writing the ransom note. Bud sees this as a chance to screw McCauley, so he suggests he ought to be worth $15,000 at least. Hollywood's shady music business is making strange bedfellows. Bud has practically joined the gang. The gang leader even asks Bud for his autograph. They request that $15,000 should be left in a paper sack in the garbage can behind the Coffee Cup Cafe. When a low-life suggests they split the money four ways, Bud says he doesn't want any of it. The ransom pick-up goes down, but Steak follows the low-lifes back to their clubhouse and single-handedly beats the shit out of all of them. He recovers the money and McCauley passes the whole thing off as a publicity stunt. We see him on the phone telling somebody what a clever guy he is. A day or two later at the Coffee Cup Cafe, Vicki is talking to Marge the waitress like she seems to do every day of the week. Marge has hired a new worker, "a drifter", she says. Vicki advises her to be careful. Vicki can't help bringing up the night when Daisy was practically blowing Bud on the couch. Back at the office, McCauley is wheeling and dealing like usual. Steak is hanging around looking surley. Suddenly a guy walks in asking for $20.00. He's wearing a colonal sanders tie. He threatens to tell the papers that Bud's kidnapping wasn't a publicity stunt if McCauley doesn't give him $20.00. For another $20.00, he tells McCauley that Bud is working at the Coffee Cup Cafe. McCauley and Steak approach Bud after work and a lively discussion errupts. McCauley practically admits to cooking the books. Bud says he will work for McCauley again only on the condition they start with a new set of open accounting books. He also wants no part of any payola scheme, otherwise Bud will hire a new manager. About this time, somebody yells out, "Hey Bud, we're out of tape"! It is the guy with the Colonal Sanders tie, who we discover is Bud's brother Ted! McCauley realizes he's been set up and his threats have been tape recorded on the very tape recorder he bought for Bud earlier in the film. There's a quick free-for-all where Bud beats the crap out of Steak, then cooler heads prevail. Well, what's a guy to do? Surprisingly, Bud still wants to work with McCauley as long as he cleans up his act. McCauley's intelligence and connections are just irreplaceable. They shake on the new honest business arrangement. If McCauley goes crooked again, Bud will release the tape to the police. Well, the final scene of the film treats us to kind of a music video of Bud's latest single, "Twist Fever" - "She's got twist fever and I just can't leave her alone". Vicki is his personal dancer now and she is by his side throughout his performance. The kids are loving it! Conclusion - This movie was half of a two-film DVD I picked up at Dollar Tree in Santa Ana. It was worth 50 cents. |